Hydration Station is a preventative application that requires user compliance to be effective in offsetting the effects of a hangover, but not to be considered a substitute for medical advice. If you suffer from extreme effects of alcohol, (including nausea, headaches, tremors, anxiety, diarrhea, thirst and lethargy) consult a doctor or a professional for treatment. (Read More)


Austrian Strong Man
If you are a regular person, you need motivation to see things through; like a fitness expert at the gym, an alarm clock to wake up in the morning, and now…your personal hydration trainer! Austrian Strong Man won’t let you skip that last set of dead lifts at the gym and he definitely won’t let you skip your water drink at the end of the night when it’s most important!

British Female
Not everyone responds well to shouting, even when consuming alcohol. For those of us that prefer a gentle voice that will kindly remind us that we should be ingesting water so that we shan’t be hungover, there is the British Female.

British Butler
For the elegant drinker, British Butler is the answer. Wear a suit or dress to go out for a drink and set your phone on the bar table and watch as friends and other patrons remark at your sense of panache when the Butler recommends a tall glass of water. For the sophisticate in us all, he will only enhance that perception in public.

Redneck Ron
Redneck Ron knows all there is to know about being hungover – if he could write, there would be a short book with lots of pictures about it. Hydration Station has captured a small portion of Ron’s philosophy on drinking and avoiding hangovers in these funny samples that will shock you and everyone within ear shot.

Latin Lover
No one knows women better than the Latin Lover. To men, he is an educator and story teller; providing guidance on how to be with beautiful women. To women, he is the man you may have the opportunity to spend time with if you listen to his words. What does he say? Hee-dration Station or you may not, no, WILL NOT be attractive to the person you desire most.

Insulting Robot
As a government mandate to offset the lack of productivity, bar and restaurant owners eventually are made to automate their bartenders in the form of robots. The study declares that the only way to increase water consumption is to threaten the only thing that remains awake during a drunk stupor: the human ego.

As one of the edgier characters in the Hydration Station cast, the Mobster’s direct irreverence is the very thing that makes him so entertaining to listen to. Beware your surroundings when activated on the Mobster voice, as he doesn’t give a baker’s fuck who the fuck you are hanging around with – he’s going to say what he’s going to say and there is nothing you can do about it!